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♔ Sunday, November 16, 2008
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hello readers. Ninaa is back to update. Weeee~~~ Oh well, i've edited my picture.
And , hahaa. i know it's simple. But i love this way cause it's simple and nice.
Muke mentel siakk ! haha.
ohh well, nothing to blog much.
I recently bloghopped and I found something interesting. I don't know whether its true but well, I'll let you people decide(:
BEFORE AND AFTER MARRIAGE~
1. ANGKATKAN BEG
B4: Come syg, let me carry the bag 4 u. Kesian u...
After: Beg u pun u malas nak bawak. Lain kali jgn bawa beg ah!
2. TERSUNGKUR BATU
B4: Syg, u ok? Bodoh nye batu! Nak pegi hospital?
After: Jln betul2 la! Buta ke? Batu tu macam besar pun tak nampak!
3. PAKAI SEXY
B4: Lawanye u pakai baju ni. *Turn on!*
After: Hey, tak tau malu eh? Tgk nampak longkang tu! Babat berlapis2! Awak pakai, saya yg malu tau!
4. MANJA DI PUBLIC
B4: Manjanye syg i ni. Mcm i nak gigit2, nak romen dgn u skrg jugak!
After: Oi! Org tgk ah! Dah tua pun tak malu ke?
5. KEMPUNAN
B4: U nak makan burger ramly? Ok, besok i masuk JB belikan u eh syg..
After: Burger McDonald pun sama pe! Jgn cerewet ah! Makan je!
6. KECANTIKAN
B4: Kalau pakai makeup tebal pun dia kata cantik.
After: Ape ni make up mcm tepung gomak?! Wayang pekji pun kalah tau! Bulan2 asyik beli make up je!
7. KEKAYAAN
B4: U takde bnyk duit pun, i tetap syg u. Kekayaan tk menjanji kan kebahagiaan.
After: Tu la, dulu tak nak blajar betul2. Skrg baru nak menyesal! Duit tong sampah bulan ni camne?
8. SEX B4: Kalau kita kawin, hari2 i nak *ahem* dgn u.
After: Eh, i penat tau! Ingat i robot ke? Gatal!
9. KESABARAN
B4: Sudah lah syg, jgn merajuk. Ye lah , i sa lah . I minta maaf. Maafkan i eh?
After: Dah buat sa lah tak nak mengaku. Tau nak merajuk je. Awak punye pasal ah! Tak kuasa aku!
10. MASAKAN
B4: Sedapnye u masak (walaupun tak sedap)
After: Mak u tak ajar masak ke? Ni Nasi lemak ke nasi basi?
11. DUIT NO PROBLEM
B4: Syg, kita mkn dekat restoran mahal tu eh? Mahal takpela, skali skala...
After: Mak oi! Pe mahal! Da la! Mee grg mamak pat haig rd lagi sedap. Tak mau ah!
12. LUV PEGI LUV BALIK
B4: Bye syg, I luv u too. Muaks! Miss u lah syg. (Padahal smlm baru jumpe)
After: Ah, ok bye! Tak bole lah . Kawan i ade ni! Bye la bye la!
Done! So, it's up to you guys to decide la wether this is true
or not ?
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